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by: CrazyHoss

Long story extremely short, I dress to hide my overweight. As I grow, my choices are necessarily limited. Thrift-shop and yard sale jeans (to my credit, I have made a couple of impressive scores this past month, all in sizes thirteen and fifteen), men's shirts that hang to mid-thigh. Sunglasses, if I can find them, a pair that is over fifteen years old. Then there is the matter of the wallet and the bag: if it has more than three compartments, I am inevitably confused. I could riff on how this confusion impacts society at large, and perhaps a snowflake in Tibet will land extra-hard and set off a landslide. I have been entertaining the concept of the celestial body: regardless how we look, or think we look, in earth-time, none of that will matter once we've ascended to sit with the Lord. Aware that some people will be put off, or sent into gales of mirth, by my mentioning JC here, I must nonetheless aver--pray and try, try and pray--that my extra twenty and chin hairs won't mean a thing when I finally meet my loved ones in mid-air.
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