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by: DJGroovySlug

Everything was going fine, I mean, as fine as you can get when it's 60 degrees and pouring rain. Waking up: uneventful. Metro ride: uneventful. But as soon as I get to the office building, everything just sort of crumbles around me.

They have these umbrella bags in the lobby, positioned with a sign admonishing us to help keep the lobby floors dry. I'm a good sport, so I grab one and try to put my umbrella in. But the bags were designed for long slender golf umbrellas and my squat little umbrella would not fit. It turned into a struggle and I'm sure the security guards had a good laugh watching me get insanely frustrated over the bag to umbrella size ratio. Eventually I let the umbrella win this one and I got on the elevator with my half assed umbrella bagging effort (with the umbrella sort of dangling out of the bag).

So one of our lawyers happens to get on the elevator at the same time as me and we're standing there, obeying the code of elevators.
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