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by: Windhazel

If you were to ask most people what their most memorable event was, I'm sure many people would reflect and give answers like the birth of my first child, or getting married, or even the day I went to pass gas, but I got a little more than I bargained for. Okay, maybe nobody would be saying the last one, but I'm sure they would be thinking it.

For me, the most memorable event is none of those things. My most memorable event ever was getting my vasectomy. Hands down. As we will see later, it's not that it was a particularly fun event, but just a memorable one.

The day I got my vasectomy started out like most other days. I woke up, showered, shaved, and...well, went potty. Then I took another shower, because, well, you don't want people who are getting that close to your crotch to be checking out how thoroughly you wiped. Although there are a million personal hygiene products out there, not a single one of them protects you from the heartbreak of dingleberries. It's better just to shower after you go potty just to be on the safe side.
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