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by: coopergreen

I would like to try this again.

You know those times when you're having half a grapefruit and you love the juice but it's a nuisance digging out the fruity parts because your spoon keeps crashing into those little divider things and after a while, after many many grapefruit halves and far too many spoon/divider collisions, and you have aged considerably in the interim, you start thinking this is just too damn big a nuisance I think I'll just buy the Minute Maid and drink this stuff from a bottle? Remember those times?

Well, a grapefruit is a euphemism for blogging. Very deep, let me repeat that. A grapefruit is a euphemism for blogging (cleansing breath ... two more ... one more ... and relax).

Blogging: great juice, too many dividers. The truth sets us free. But what if a person ...
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posted by: howard at 13:58 | link | comments (5) |

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#1  28 May 2007 - 16:35

 

Thanks, Howard. It was brilliant when I wrote it of course, but it looks even more brilliant here. It's a burden being clever.

coopergreen

#2  28 May 2007 - 22:14

 

you're telling me, throw cute into the mix and its damn near unbearable.

rustymadgal

#3  06 June 2007 - 16:42

 

But, I don't get it.

Wouldn't the grapefruit be a metaphor for blogging? Why a euphemism?

Darn, why couldn't I have been born clever or cute instead of charming?

AmericanGirl

#4  08 June 2007 - 13:53

 

the mystery of my love for grapefruit _and_ blogging is solved.

brutallycurious

#5  08 June 2007 - 22:33

 

Wouldn't the grapefruit be a metaphor for blogging? Why a euphemism?

Yes it would, you're absolutely correct. However, I chose on this occasion to call it a euphemism because ... well, I'm sure I had a good reason at the time.

coopergreen

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