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by: Yoshick

1.) I went to an all-women college, an all-girl high-school, and a very, very tiny middle school where all the male students were permanently unattractive and victims of adolescent pizza face. However, despite numerous opportunities and frankly, better options with my own gender, I have never had a female-female experience. Or any desire to do so. As a result, it has been decreed by several schoolmates and a variety of colorful people of the opposite persuasion that I am, in fact, one of the straightest people on earth. The only reason why I don't have a badge yet is because honestly, I cannot think of what on earth would go on it. A monochromatic rainbow?

2.) I actually hate receiving compliments. They make me extraordinarily uncomfortable. As a result, whenever anyone tells me that I've done well, I reply with "I could've done better." When they say that I'm pretty I suggest they get glasses. When they say that they're wearing their contacts so that one won't fly, I imply that they might need a stronger prescription. When they say that now that they look closer, they can see that I'm kind of a stupid bitch, that's when I get excited, clap my hands and blush. Amigo, now you are talking my language. Welcome to Yoshick Country.
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posted by: howard at 16:27 | link | comments (1) |

#1  17 August 2007 - 21:02

 

Seems to be a common disease amongst the web based lifers lol.

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