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by: Yoshick

Things That Ought To Seem Obvious, But Were Not At The Time

1.) If you keep making accidental eye contact in the bar with the barely legal dread-locked, pierced, pale-as-a-corpse, unwashed guy, while knocking back a bourbon that has 20% more alcohol in it by volume than other bourbons until last call swings around while continuing to make accidental eye contact because hey, he's in your line of sight, what were you supposed to do, it should be clear well before the moment that he attempts to do so, that he will follow you home and try to stay there. And while the phrase oh shit, it's him said rather loudly upon seeing him in the living room is normally enough to convince any other would-be suitor that you have no intention of even sitting next to him, much less sleeping underneath him, considering how one might get herself into such a situation, it should not have been surprising that he required much more than that in order to understand that he was not wanted. Damn you, Philadelphia.

2.) When you hear the phrase "You can drink anything that costs less than $300 dollars. I think that's only seven bottles between the three of us but we should be fine with that, right?" is not a bad way to end an evening, but it's a really bad way to start an evening. Also bad to hear? "Wow, did we drink all seven? No? There's the seventh! Thank God. I need another drink." Damn you, bubbly.

3.) Despite the fact that I have an impressive amount of upper body strength, no one who weighs more than forty pounds should run across a hallway and attempt to jump into my arms. Especially not when the person running towards me is five inches taller than I am, and heavier, as her height might suggest.
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posted by: howard at 14:33 | link | comments (2) |

#1  12 January 2008 - 23:14

 

Woot! Featured post!

Yoshick

#2  13 January 2008 - 11:14

 

double woot!

howard